@avclub-c404a5adbf90e09631678b13b05d9d7a:disqus Aw, bless yew!

"New mothers!"

It's "18-Year-Old Miraculously Finds Soulmate In Hometown." One of my all-time favorites. 
http://www.theonion.com/art…

That and the video of Big Bird singing "Bein' Green" at Jim Henson's funeral fucking wreck me every time.

Jeselnik's schtick is that he thinks he's always the smartest guy in the room. "Thinks" being the operative word.

"Oh my God, I'm going to jail!"

Hank, swimming with dolphins:

My favorite part was the sex-ed book that had nothing but pictures of flowers.

Plus, Bobby finding a loophole and choosing Connie because her reflection was technically one of the items on the rug is one of the sweetest moments in TV, animated or otherwise.

Holy shit, Danny Trejo was Enrique??

"Tomorrow I teach you mahjohng! Bring your checkbook."

Bicky-bi-bo, bicky-bi-bo!!

Dang ol', man.

Also, let's not forget that when asked if she had ever used the word, she said "well, of course!" I mean, come the fuck on. I expected her to follow it up with "Well, what else am I supposed to call 'em??"

@avclub-96f15daceb6669363fbf7f762ed57703:disqus I made the mistake of wandering over there to check them out. I think my faith in humanity is gone for good this time.

But I thought only fetuses masturbate?

"I'MMA EAT DIS BAYBEH!!"

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus Wait, how the fuck do they know what a climaxing fetus looks like?? And why the fuck are they even looking for that sort of thing in the first place?? Everything about this is so goddamn disgusting.

I can't help but think that if it was a female fetus, they would suddenly become staunch advocates for abortion. Prove me wrong, guys…

Because Jaime Lannister is a fictional character.