Under your tearaway!! HEEEEYYYY!!

When are we gonna get a biopic about Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood?

But how else can he be the original dawg from hell??

People who want to marry their high-school sweethearts should have to have a five-year engagement first. If they can still stand to be around each other once they're in their twenties and have met a wide variety of other people, then they're probably good to go.

I dunno, I've always thought she should have dumped his ass after her identity was revealed at the ball. He was a colossal prick when he found out she was a *GASP* servant. Think of how awesome it would have been if, instead of taking him back after he tried to rescue her from Riff Raff, she just said "Sorry, but you…

But wasn't the reunion show a parody of typical overblown, pretentious awards shows? That's how I saw it.

The episode where they all tore into Serena was fucking gold.

The real reason was probably to prevent spoilers, since I think Raja's win was leaked really early is season 3. But that didn't stop me from writing Absolut a polite but blistering email telling them that I would never buy their products if they demanded Phi Phi win.

I love how she thought "where my people at" would actually become a thing. You don't have people, Toxxxic. Because you're so vile nobody wants to have anything to do with you.

SNAP.

"The only talent Roxxxy displayed was tossing her hair around…"

@avclub-28040883e1f3b81512dd29ef2c437684:disqus , good. Maybe next season we'll get a Snatch Game that isn't an embarrassing mess with a handful of standouts.

And being-left-at-a-bus-stop realness.

Seriously. It's like Sophie's Choice.

That's because Crank Yankers is supposed to be funny. I mean, how can you lose when you re-enact prank calls with puppets? There's nothing inherently funny about therapy sessions. Like, at all.

Toxxxic is just a cunt. She has no redeeming features whatsoever.

I said this on another blog, but Toxxxic manages to make herself look like Michael Jackson during his second molestation trial.

I think she did. Note how many more performance challenges there have been since that season.

I was shouting "SCHADENFREUDE, BITCH" at my screen.

@avclub-705562aaa4a5b85bfa44373d8e6bf234:disqus it is indeed the same kid who played young Dick before. Unfortunately, they've now painted themselves into a corner; he looked to be about 10 in the earlier flashbacks, but he's clearly in his teens now, so there's a huge continuity error between last night's episode,…