@pcloadletter:disqus and look him square in the eye, as if to say "that's what you get, motherfucker."

Lane's ghost needs to come back and punch Pete in the face every week.

He very casually, very deftly castrated both the Jaguar guy AND Pete in that scene. It was truly a thing of beauty.

I will bet money that they'll do Garth Brooks' alter ego's version of "If It Were Up To Me." Seriously, I'm betting $20 right now.

What's weird about that? Alan Cumming is GORGEOUS.

That was the reason for the facial surgery, sure, and it makes perfect sense.  But that doesn't explain the pec implants, or calf implants, or butt implants, or the various and sundry other crap Detox said she's had done.

DON'T EVEN THINK SUCH BLASPHEMY.

Did I or did I not correctly guess that Detox's plastic surgery was the result of body dysmorphia?

Seeing as Roxxxy usually looks pretty damn busted, it's fitting. If you can't do your own face without looking like a plastic-surgery addict, it only stands to reason that you would do someone else's the same way.

There was definitely a Wild World of Batwoman vibe, wasn't there?

And fake-cry about being left at a bus stop.

I want Roxxxy GONE. And I know it ain't gonna happen, which pisses me off even more. I am SO OVER that toxic, vicious, mean-spirited, no-talent bitch.

Coco's makeup has never been good.

I wish I could have seen it, but I couldn't afford the trip. But I did listen to the concept album and the cast recording and it sounded pretty good. Even though it's a story about supernatural powers, it only works if the characters and setting are firmly grounded in reality. The original musical was so colossally…

I won't lie, I'm excited. I'm a Carrie fan and I like to compare the adaptations. Also, I wish I had been older when the disastrous Broadway version opened in 1988. I would have cut someone to see that trainwreck in person.

I think the implication was that she was not rail-thin, but certainly not fat.

I gasped. I mean, just yesterday he announced he was lightening his workload but not stopping. Goddamn it.

Goddamn it, stop laughing at me!

Yeah, isn't that the show's thesis statement?

@avclub-ba9d567d1b2adf8bf01fbb3532d22282:disqus of course she doesn't know what it is. She didn't even know the plural form of "sequin," for chrissakes.