Yeah, but you could take that message from the book too. I must be the only person in the world who preferred the movie to the book. Not that the movie was genius, but it was a hell of a lot more on-point and mostly cut out the infuriating, meandering subplots that led absolutely fucking nowhere.

His well-mannered but utterly vicious takedown of Rob Schneider is one for the ages.

"Are they talking about more sewing challenges or something."

I am so, so, SO skeeved out by Santino. The leering and the creeper voice and the whole damn package combine to make me actually uncomfortable when he's on. He's like that old man who hangs out too close to the children's section of bookstores.

I'm guessing Logo didn't pay Wilmer enough for him to pretend to care.

Whaaaa?? Roxxxy, mean-spirited?? Surely you jest!

Her doofiness has really grown on me. She's a dorkus (as am I), but she's genuine and endearing. Now we're stuck with Coco and her un-ironic brand of cuntiness.

I remember when Comedy Central showed MST3K.

And a haunting rendition of "Amazing Grace" by the Hootin' Holler jog band.

HOW COULD YOU RUIN WHAT ME AND MY SEANY HAVE WITH YOUR CHEAP SMUT?!?! I'll have to snuggle my custom handmade Sean plushie extra hard to erase these horrible images from my head.

I know I say this a lot but seriously, Sean, we need to get married.

I had guinea pigs for a few years. They were sweet little things, but they both died within a few months of each other; one of an abscess, and the other was killed by a dog we had literally just adopted.

@avclub-eaa88660d97aa2a15400335bcf9d93ac:disqus I just died of cuteness at the thought of your rat busting out to come sleep with you.

If she comes out on the runway in one more caftan-hiding-a-monokini look, I'm going to put a stiletto through my screen.

I think you mean Washington Genitals, amirite??

It was a little Anthony Kiedis, wasn't it? Very "Give It Away Now".

It's true. Those girdles and longline bras are ridiculously restrictive. Also, fun fact: Those vintage stockings do not stretch.

It looks like the same kid they had last year. Shame the third one left to do that fairy tale show on ABC, he was the best one.

That's because Jay Ferguson is HOT. I'd "get liberated" with him any time…

He wrote some fucked-up plays. In college, I was in one that's essentially ten minutes of a woman daring her boyfriend (or husband, it's never made clear) to shoot himself in the head. It's called "Click."