Not always. Heels and pointy-toes shoes can do some crazy damage to our feet…

"When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, 'I like mayonnaise.' She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me."

Speaking of, why didn't they get her to be a comedy coach?? Bruce Vilanch and the Nobody Sisters were terrible picks for roast humor.

I'm still not convinced that she didn't have a bottle of eye drops in hand when she hid her face. It just felt so…ridiculous. Admittedly, I haven't seen Untucked yet, so that's informing my opinion, but Jesus tapdancing Christ. "MAMA LEFT US AT A BUS STATION NOBODY LIKES ME I CONVENIENTLY WAITED UNTIL MY ASS WAS ON…

I'm going to go out on a limb (a sizable one at that) and guess that Detox may suffer from some body dysmorphia. I've never met her, don't know her, etc, so this is just speculation, but it could explain the excessive surgeries.

YAHSS. SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

Yeah, but even they aren't non-stop fountains of cuntiness. Coco, much like PhiPhi before her, has the distinct ability to spew shit in all directions like a sprinkler hooked up to a sewer system.

The comparisons are baseless, too. Sharon and Alaska have different aesthetics. Alaska is more camp and more jokey, while Sharon is firmly in the goth/genderfuck arena. It's starting to feel like they're just picking on her because they can.

@avclub-1f2ebe8704ceb37f24405d68cd0b9d04:disqus she has a few in her book. My particular favorite was when she stated her theory that women in entertainment are branded "crazy" when nobody wants to fuck them anymore.

I wish they would drop the whole "whoever has the best sob story wins" angle and just take girls who want to get drag makeovers and hang out with their favorite queens. You seriously have no idea how badly I want to be on the show.

I'll allow it.

I don't think that it's necessarily Detox being a bully off-camera. Coco and Alyssa have demonstrated many times that they can dish it out but they can't take it. They can't handle someone standing up to them, ESPECIALLY Coco.

I think Amy would be the muscle and Tina would eviscerate her with one brutal remark after another.

Michelle never gets the girls with a personality.

Roxxxy officially got on my shit list this week. She just can't process that Jinkx is wiping the fucking floor with her. Sweetie, that's because Jinkx has actual talent. She doesn't need to rely on the body or become a grating, loudmouthed bitch.

She had some major sand in her vagina this week.

Wasn't Roxxxy the one who said that? I'm over that peanut-butter bitch too.

She doesn't demonstrate and Charisma Uniqueness Nerve Talent. She's just a cunt.

@avclub-a7073ce95eb97256fe5401f0a585da85:disqus if you can't handle a snarky comment, I'm not sure what you're doing on the internet.

I didn't say it was the best Snatch Game, just that Jinkx's was the best Snatch Game performance.