Yep. It's one of those movies I can't watch again.

We had a single tape with, if memory serves, Rudolph, Muppet Family Christmas, A Garfield Christmas, Santa Bear, Charlie Brown Christmas and this on it. I still remember the commercials and I was so excited when I found that video on 80s Commercial Vault.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks of Jay's student film a lot. Especially "Oh no! Promotheus!"

Marry me, Sean?

The first time I saw that, I almost screamed. Kyle's face briefly morphing into that weird, buck-toothed, blue-eyed abomination with no comment from the others in the scene was jarring. And I had never seen the original, so I spent the rest of the episode wondering "Did I just fucking hallucinate?"

This is probably my favorite Christmas special. I was so pissed when my family bought it on VHS and a bunch of bits were missing.

It's true that "I'm Going To Go Back There Someday" is a tearjerker, but every Muppet movie has a song or moment that makes me cry. That one in Muppet Movie, "Couldn't We Ride" in Muppet Caper, and motherfucking "Saying Goodbye" in Take Manhattan. For reasons I will probably never really understand, that last one made…

Oh, Sean. This is why I love you so.

No fucking way. I'm so there!!

If there's one thing South Park has kept consistent, it's that Cartman is Teflon. Absolutely no lesson makes any kind of lasting impact on him. That's what makes him funny.

Yes. I was rather disappointed to find out he was not.

It's not Rumpertumskin?

DENTAL PLAN?

Jesus. I caught the first episode while it was playing at the local anime store. It remains the only anime to give me nightmares. Not even Grave of the Fireflies managed to scar me that badly.

I'm pretty sure her drug record would preclude her from teaching. Or at least it should.

And yet human euthanasia is wrong.

It starts next year. Wish granted.

The joke is that at least two of those guys are gay.

Luna is what happens when batshit conspiracy theorists have kids. Xenophilius would totally be a truther.

Mr. Mackey literally throwing Cartman under a bus was the highlight of the night.