Ha, "thrown under the bus."

Yeah, this one felt like they were on acid when they came up with it.

I saw a video of it in second grade, which was the Trauma Triple Crown for me; my grandmother, who I was very close to, died a month into the school year, and it was the first significant death I was privy to. That was when when I figured out what Charlotte's Web was really about, and then on top of that we also…

They remade it in 2006 or something, with a live-action/CG cast. I didn't see it, so I can't speak to its quality, but I know Julia Roberts played Charlotte. That was reason enough to stay away.

Truly, that is one of the saddest things in the history of mankind. Wrecks me every time.

I watched it once when I was maybe 5, and I didn't see it again until I was 17 and my friends and I had a movie night. I remembered none of it and was horrified that my parents let me watch it when I was a kid.

Okay, I can't even *think* of Mother Earth and Father Time without crying. Goddamn it.

"Like most of America's cultural elite, I worship Pan, the goat god." Also:

Feed my fish? Not too much.

His death wasn't a surprise, but it's still very sad.

Damn, I was gonna say The Office. I suppose I'll have to settle for starting the inevitable Office discussion thread.

At no time was I informed that my duties would include disinfecting terrazzo on the bathroom floors.

Gotta disagree. When I look at that picture, all I see is Tim Allen in the Santa Clause movies. Not sexy.

Ooh, Patricia Heaton is a good guess. She looks like she was replaced with an alien doppleganger.

Wanna see me shake like a bowlful of jelly?

"Too right."

Okay, everyone look alive—oh, sorry, Cindy.

@avclub-64f027640f63616a277e92096313264f:disqus , not after you've seen George Hearn do it. As far as I'm concerned, the man IS Sweeney. There is no other.

Yeeeaahhh boyyyyyy!!

In all seriousness, I am so fucking jealous.