I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing.

Especially the sly little jokes on the mugs: "I am a genius."

Anyone who doesn't like Shaun of the Dead is lame. Man or woman.

So the show will feature more co-ed murders and abusive husbands?

By assuming I was mocking black people, you've revealed yourself to be the racist.

You fancy yourself quite the clever troll, don't you?

He card reads good.

Hey, Dan, are you reading this? You're a hypocritical dickface who, quite frankly, makes me ashamed to be an American.

His bitterly vicious commentary during For Better or For Worse's dying years was sheer fucking brilliance. And the Funky Winkerbean stuff…

"Hey, Dollface, get that ass in here."

So is Carson really doing this? 'Cuz he ain't in the photo.

This is officially my favorite Newswire ever. EVER.

"I'm not a Communist!"

"So do you have any tips on getting your daughter in the sack?"

"Our next pause is gonna be THIS big!"

Steve Kloves
I have to say, Matthew Lewis' denial that Kloves spends hours gleefully chopping great swaths of relevant text from his scripts is pretty much what I imagine his writing technique to be. And I shall continue to imagine it as such.

Yeah, Elijah Wood is one of those actors who's reliably good-to-great in everything he's in. Often, he's the best part of the movie (The Good Son and North, anyone?).

Hate to mention Mad Men again but…
It really does have a great score & knows how to use music. David Carbonara is awesome.

Well, if anyone would know German humor, it's Asuka.

@C.C. Baxter: I felt like the book was a colossal bait-and-switch. The blurb on the cover made it sound like a "dead girl helps them find her killer" mystery/thriller. It was for the first half, then in veered off into "let's eavesdrop on a bunch of people you don't give two shits about" territory. I can't remember…