Are you kidding, gee-man? It's even odds on that. It's Kirk fucking Cameron.

The Joker's just plain cursed, I suppose.

This game really does have one of the worst casts I've heard in a very long time. Jesus Christ, even Tiger Woods PGA Tour has more competent actors.

Too-soon wisecrack that Kirk Cameron had something to do with it.

Same here, idiotking. I spent the bulk of my 17th birthday watching the news in pretty much every class, watching the news at my friend's house during lunch and watching the news at a deserted Ruby Tuesday over a really bleak dinner with my family. And my 18th birthday wasn't much better.

Yeah, after the double-whammy of allowing the Tebow "You're allowed a choice as long as it's MY choice" ad and banning the one for the gay dating site, the only proper response is "Fuck you, CBS."

That would be awesome, but I doubt it will happen. Noms in two categories would effectively cancel each other out, right? So good going, Academy. for fucking over one of the best movies of the year. You just had to pander to the mouth-breathing public and double the Best Picture noms in the vain hope that Frank and…

Damn it, I meant to say "who." That's a helluva Freudian slip…

Seriously. Why do I have to blow to get on the Razzie committee?

@Jim Jimmerson: Why wait? Let's start right now!

@OTP and Lone Audience: I know, right? I mean, how were the settlers to know that giving the blankets to smallpox patients to hack all over and spit on first would make the injuns sick? So maybe they were a little diseased, but they still got blankets out of the deal, didn't they? Jesus, stop bitching about every…

@ Lone Audience of the Apocalypse: Almost perfect. Just throw in a "Git 'Er Done!" or two in there and you're golden.

Sorry, here's the right link:

Apparently, Sandy Frank was so infuriated by their treatment of him (most notably in this: http://www.youtube.com/watc… that he refused to grant distribution rights to any of his titles, or to renew the broadcast rights after they expired. Talk about holding a grudge…

Wait a minute, Disney once held the rights to Death Race 2000? That's at once hilarious and deeply unsettling.

"Stan says you're a cunt…Stan says you're a cu-HUUUUUNNN…you're a cunt, you're a cunt, a c-c-c-cunt…Stan says you're a continuing source of inspiration!"

Actually, Gallagher, he does have a puppet exactly like the one you described. It's called Sweet Daddy D.

The appearance on 30 Rock is acceptable—nay, even commendable—solely because it ends with one of those damn puppets being torn apart and his audience being upbraided for the mouth-breathing idiots that they are.

What about their son, B'nai Brith Award?

Nobody else noticed…
…Creed on Santa Phyllis' lap at the party? Best background gag of the episode.