Seriously, how did a movie where a mother tells her legless daughter that "You're a fighter. Keep kicking" and a piano teacher mourns the loss of his hand by atonally banging on a Steinway NOT make this list? This was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen, and Rifftrax needs to get on this one posthaste.

Pancakes is talking about the fact that Sarah Chalke was the replacement Becky on Roseanne. So yes, her being replaced here would be a pretty awesome bit of meta-irony.

My pick for worst Kay commercial is the one where a woman is up on Christmas Eve/morning/whatever with the baby and her husband comes in, plugs in the tree and, since it's technically Christmas morning, digs out a Kay box and presents her with…a Citizen watch. "Here, honey, to thank you for passing a human being out…

About damn time Paula Deen got hit in the face with something.

Phony Pope2, what's that extra B for?

What? "There's no doubt we're supposed to think she had it coming for daring to have sex and do drugs"? You're positive you saw Forrest Gump and not Bad Girls Go To Hell?

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

I dunno, there's something about Michael that I can't help but like, even when he's at his absolute dickiest. The last talking-head…god. Yes, he was a tool and spent most of lunch acting like a petulant child, and I really didn't want to root for him, but goddamn it if that monologue didn't reel me back in. It…

This deserves an A simply because Jack did what so many of us have only dreamed of doing for years now…

He's a lot easier to take when you realize he's a real-life Dwight Schrute.

I was in the middle of posting "Tyler Perry's Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom" but this board fucking froze on me.

Yeah, you can't top The Critic for a Misery parody. I would have rather seen them do Carrie. With all the abuse Meg already takes, you'd think a Carrie parody starring Meg would be a slam dunk.

The episode was pretty solid, until the last segment. As a Sweeney Todd parody it was awful, because it was so goddamn vague. It felt like whoever wrote it was working off a half-remembered rehash of the movie as told to them by someone else. I got the feeling that this was the result of a 3 AM punch-up session and…

I've seen none on this list, but I've seen plenty of god-awful movies that, for whatever reason, did not make the cut here. How in the everloving fuck did I Know Who Killed Me not make this list?? That's Mystery Science-caliber bad.

I'm with you, AJR. Let's go into business together and con our way across the country telling stupid rich people that the way to attain true happiness is through paying us $150 an hour.

Come on. Any combination of Diablo Cody and Megan Fox could never be watchable.

PotC 4: Let's Just Pretend The Third One Never Happened, Shall We?

This accompanying photo is pretty much how I imagine the Duggar home to look, if you just swap the bunnies out for kids:

Poor, poor Megan
Is anyone else reveling in delicious schadenfreude over Megan's show getting shitcanned? Of all the disgraceful human beings VH1 has unearthed over the years, she is the one who made my skin crawl the most. Megan, you're a cheap whore and a mean little bitch and I for one am glad your "star vehicle"…

YES. The whole "Small-town 'Murrica is always better than those evil Commie big cities" bullshit needs to stop. Hmm, let's see: New York has the Met (museum and opera), Broadway, the Natural History Museum, 5th Avenue, the East Village, a huge public transportation system, and damn near any kind of food you could…