Already happened.  It sucked.

What an Obomneyation.

PLEASE, NO SMARTS.

NO (again), I'm calling an actual, literal double wedding complete with an Acafellas reunion to share the vows.  Or at least, the gist of such a reunion.  Chang dances around a bit, half of Tina's face is caught in the background, Puck plays guitar for them all and Artie releases a dove or some shit.

Yeah, I'm sorry Leslie, but "Grease" is a scourge upon humanity.

Death to SOPA!

NO, a nonsensical grade would be π°.

So is this a new TV Club regular?  Please say yes.  [crosses fingers]

A lot of things that have happened in real life have wound up on Southland.  I hadn't heard about this before but I just looked it up and it seems pretty similar, though Southland seemed to add a hell of a lot of extra viscera to an already horrifying enough story (unless the story I found edited the dashcam footage).

At the end of every episode, I can't help but wonder where the show would have gone if NBC didn't screw the pooch and the show still had the muscle to maintain that ensemble approach.  Not just to see how different the show would be, but because I'm sure being on NBC would still lead to bigger ratings which in turn…

She looks real hot as a cop, yes.  But am I to understand that Chickie is gone?  That was a good character I thought, if only serving as a passing foil to Dewey's style more often than not.

I think I hear a loon…

"… Not the hero we deserved …"

"Make room, it's a terrific investment. It practically pays for itself."
… in

No time today to run through the comments, so I'll just ask: is it just me, or does the pretentiousness seem to be coming out more these days?  Between 2 Broke Girls TCAs showing yesterday and this, I'm thinking the 99% need to #OccupyHollywood.  Err, Seattle.  Again.

No, contrarily, Ted is psychotic, and his children are naught but hallucinations in a feeble, twisted imagination.  Olympia Dukakis and Brad Garrett guest star for the big reveal.

He was too busy being Al.  Duh.

Still better than being the voice of BRRROOOONNNNNKKKKKK whee-ooo-whee-ooo ssssssszzzzzzzvvvvvttttttt-SSSSSSSZZZZVVVVTTTTT-vvvuuuuuurrrrrr kch-kch-kch-kch-kch-kch-kch-kch-kch-kch-kch-kch-kch peeeeeooooouuuuuuwwwww ppchcphchcpchhhchhchpchchcphchch…

Don't hate on my Kristen Bell.  And why the hell would you write such weird, probably irrelevant details into your grocery story?  And when is story time, so we can hear of the fate of the photo department DVD movies?

That's like how I invented schløtsentchötchke last night, though I have no idea what it means yet.