Did his career die with David Graf?  ((RIP))

Buh-BAH-duh-buh-bah-DAAAHHHH…

Miller may quite possibly be a 28-year-old doctor.

¿¿Gutenberg did DWTS??

By my math, to even out that means they need to maintain at ¡851+ mph!

I wonder if Snoop and the giraffe would go ass-to-ass for some more supply.

All I know is there are a lot of porno-looking letters in that comment.

I'm just happy/amused that it was Pages mentioned, and not Word.

That should be Cable's new slogan: "Cable: where boobs live!"

This thread amuses me because I only read the first 2 replies to Raymond, then scrolled to its end to see that Lt. Broccoli and K. Thrace have deemed you all racists.

As an aspiring film composer, I must agree.

Oh you asshole now I've got coffee on myself.

Hey, where I'm from we used to have a nice middle-class JC Penney, but now it's merely the messy department store in between the two Macy's locations where all the Mexicans and Asians that don't speak English shop to seem high-brow.  The Nordstrom counterpart on the Burlington Coat Factory scale, I suppose.  (That's…

I doubt if Julianne Moore will ever not be hot to me.

+1.  (Oh wait, we can Like now, huh?)

Maybe so, but you've got to admit, there was definitely something "game-y-feeling" about Palin being selected as running mate, so after "Recount," this was probably the next most interesting and most accessible political story to adapt, chronologically speaking.

Yeah, it took me a couple shots before I recognized Harris in there… at first, he looked like a Mexican-imported Wax John McCain.

I've just decided that I'm going to open a sweater company and call it ORSON WOOLES.

"There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures… and the Dutch."

Motherfucking 1%.