Except that no one can find the Depmantsing site, because we're not even sure that's how they named it.

Fair guess, by the fourth episode, Todd's review would simply be a photo of his legs suspended in midair in his bathroom.

Big eyes.

He's the reason for the season, but only seasonally.  Which is reasonable.

The Zimmer score for M:I-2, though quintessentially Zimmery, I thought fit Woo's direction well.  But the movie itself wasn't good for much more than introducing me to Thandie Newton and giving me a tune that worked to get the then-girlfriend into bed more often than I'd expected (so thanks, Hans and Heitor, I guess).

I'm gonna pretend that says "mange."

I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I didn't mind Insurrection so much.  I mean, it's definitely not my favorite of the TNG movies, but I don't mind watching it when I happen by it.

Seconded.

(Yeah, that was sarcasm.  Though playing high and mighty with advertising trivia knowledge is probably a lose-lose game.)

Oh wow really?  I guess they've changed things since the last time I watched an episode online.

Pfffftttt yeah, 'cause they're sharing…!

My favorite commercial is the JG Wentworth opera one.  Though maybe that's because it fires up the composer part of my brain.

Maybe he's got a nationwide reach and I don't know it, but there's one commercial that looks suspiciously low budget, so I assume it's a local thing, that has Bill Shatner as spokesperson.

Oh, Geico?  Is that who that was?

"Please please please. Rape her!  If it's possible.  Punch her in the seat…  Hit her in the brown…  I don't know. Anyway…"

My understanding is the FCC is ordering all stations to purchase, essentially, compressor tech that automatically governs the volume.  Stations can apply for a one-year extension if they can prove there would be a significant financial burden in buying that equipment, and can apply for extensions as long as is…

"FAIR?!  I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FAIR, TINA. IMAGINE BEING AT A HIGH SCHOOL DANCE, SINGING ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE: 'AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW, AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW, AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW.'  OR HOW ABOUT SITTING IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR CHURCH CONFESSIONAL AND WHISPERING TO YOUR PRIEST, 'I'VE HAD IMPURE…

Unless you're talking about your own scheduling conflicts, I'm pretty sure FOX uploads episodes of all their shows to their site the next day.

A friend of mine who has a kid about Hope's age (and, incidentally, even looks a fair bit like Hope) threw in the towel on tonight's episode about halfway through.  She thought the Chance movie plot device was stupid, and I think Jimmy's accidental wishing he didn't have Hope kinda turned her off.  Which, I can…

I can only assume it's not far off from that SNL "Jeopardy!" sketch in which David Duchovny played Goldblum.  And probably black shirts.