This is the first I've seen of Twitter deactivation.  Seems magical, or some shit like that.

I'm late to the game today.  Have people started the O'Neal was arrested/fired/died rumors yet?

Success!  Thanks a bunch.

I love you all too.

something something Alison Brie

Because this is the internet but I'm too lazy to do the leg work myself, I'm going to ask here how much Hulu Plus costs, and just wait for that box in the top corner to turn red with a response.

Would you say he makes you … malcontent?

Boy, am I glad I searched for this comment before I made myself look like an asshole (again).

'f I ever met Todd in person, I'd buy him a beer or two just for doing this job so that I can blissfully not watch the show anymore.

*** croquets ***

Back in February, I was applying to transfer to a different school with a better composition program, and my audition was held in Hollywood.  Turns out at the same time the auditions were running, in another room Fiona Apple was rehearsing.  Despite the acoustic treatment, you could still hear it from the lobby.  I…

No, sorry… forgot what I was going to say.

[golf claps]

Wait you mean that's not Beth Chapman, of "Dog the Bounty Hunter" fame?

No, but apparently the crest looked like a embroidered badge emblem to her.  Never mind the lions or old english print…

I never watched the show, but I think this is the point where I'll assume the internet tandem cums.

"Hi, I'm Context.  Have we met?"

It was said above, @avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus , but she is Mormon, you know (or in case you didn't).  And I won't say much further, because just pointing that out feels like it's right on the doorstep of taking the discussion off on some long tangential topics, but from what I understand, they be…

I was going to get a rugby shirt, until the locals in Leeds showed me that cool new trend.

Contrarily—hopefully—the teens I know that have read through the Twilight series have gone onto other series that are more accepted around here, but that I haven't read yet myself.