Do gay guys really like Twilight?  The only ones I've ever discussed it with all say the same thing about Lautner, and have mixed opinions on Pattinson.  But it stops there.  I've never seen or heard a gay guy rave about the stories themselves, just the actors.

You know, I've done a fair bit of research on Twilight (I'm a composer, write parody songs about pop culture for kicks, and needed to actually know my shit to write the song I wanted to write about it), and from what I've read and what @avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus said, I gotta say: for being a…

Same take here.  And as Marah said, t(w)een girls are so …—(I'm struggling to find the proper wording here)— prone to perceiving every single little thing that happens as such a big, impactful, life-changing experience that I think the writing simultaneously strokes that kind of hypersensitive view of the world and is…

That's a big one right there.  When I heard the plot of the second book/movie, how what's-his-face leaves her and she goes all suicidally reckless because that's what it takes to 'feel the way he made her feel' or whatever, I thought, what the fuck is that gonna teach these kids?

I knew Greg, forgot the Lee.  That's what I don't get either though.  Maybe it's an attire thing.  Or maybe I played a lot of Brett Butler: the home game back then

I get discounts at the McDonalds near my work, because people that work there are dumb.

Is the blue the same as the purple?  Or are there differences.  For things of this nature, I stick with the Cliffs Notes versions.

I know who she is, but to this day, whenever someone mentions her, I can only envision the guy that hosted Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?.

(( [muttering] … can't even pen the shit from her wet dream well …))

:( , I guess?

Yeah, maybe I'm too picky, but I only saw three things that lined up sensibly.  Four minutes I lost there where I could have been doing other things that aren't work.

COMING THIS FALL, ONLY ON TNT.  WE KNOW DRAMA.

Okay y'all, I got lost on who we're being fair to now.

To be fair, you are also smoking a pipe and wearing a kerchief/ascot thing.

(I don't think you're supposed to apologize, Ricky…)

MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD

Holy shit I finally clicked on someone's name when they're tagged in a post… I had no idea it did that!  Also, why?

Not Chi McBride.

Much like fat people with salt.

Floating point anger works far better than fixed point.