You never answered whether you taught her, or she taught you, or you were in a class, or what.

Pisstopian.
Piss stoppian'.
Piss stop peein'.

I wonder if he kidnapped, tortured, and brutally raped a woman on Yom Kippur…?

I've been trying to figure it out, but I think—besides the looks, of course—it's that superior, discarding demeanor that makes her my ideal MILF.  I really have no idea why, but cougar on the prowl seems to be the way to go.

What would an athletics director know of such things?

Yeah, I watched "Pirates" again last night, and the resemblance is pretty striking.  Plus, if we're taking this seriously, I'd reckon Wyle got to know Jobs better than any other actor that would be in the running… http://tech.fortune.cnn.com…

Actually, I could see this.  Some self-serious dialogue about the "'honor,' 'battle,' 'toughness,'" etc., set to a montage of football clips, flashy graphic design, all set to some invariably-Two-Steps-From-Hell-esque underscore.

Yes, because Steve Jobs managed every aspect of Apple on his own, from product design, to business decisions, to choosing the menu at the cafeteria for lunch and even running the mail room.

Honorary bonus like for the user name.

That's pretty much it.  Had they had the resources (both in terms of finances and less incompetent people working on the matter), Apple would have most likely been able to defeat Microsoft in the courts.  Problem was, Microsoft was growing too fast, and Apple had the cards they were dealt, so ultimately, both decided…

I'd actually be really curious (qurious?) to hear the jokes that would have come from a Newhart/Sisqo-starring sitcom…

Maybe he's getting tired of being green, when his real color is orange…?

I never smoked before today.

I've got a haircut scheduled for this Friday.

I thought you owned up to being a mexican in a previous post…?  In that case, sure, you can borrow my car!

I'll acknowledge it.  Though I never watched much Nip/Tuck.

Mmmmm, alfredo sauce…

Jackbone Rashton.

I always figured she'd be more of a crumb donut type.

Big difference: Downtown is your home address when your life's a mess and depression is just status quo.