Perhaps a Pan Asian company?  Sounds their style.

Yeah, I'm surprised Phil didn't like that part.  There was a lot of facial expressions going on there, and I actually felt they held it out the right amount of time to get one of those "double laugh" deals out of it.

Go slog yourself!

Read Sarah Polley, saw Sarah Vowell.  Fucking double-elled Sarah's, always fucking with my mind.

Let me know when y'all get to Fresno—I'll buy you a beer.

And here I reckoned Xenu got a screener copy of "Boss."

Maybe I'm reading too much into it through an O'Neallian filter, but this sounds like the premise for one of those Nintendo DS RPG type games, like that lawyer one that always sounded stupid to me, but apparently people somewhere do actually like as a thing.

Isn't Ursula Andress a little old for that now…?

To be fair, he's a huge supporter of music education.  And he's an equally huge Giants fan.  (Both of which are things I am too, which is why he always gets a pass from me.)  So maybe he'd find a hot woman who teaches music in the bay area, and who knows, maybe she's a latina, and yeah, he does the movie thing and…

As a kid, I had a FOX Kids magazine with a Power Rangers comic in it.  And that stupid R2-D2-meets-Batteries-Not-Included-looking robot would oft exclaim, "Ay yi yi!"  But in my head, I indeed thought he was saying "I yee yee," which I didn't get until like four years later, when the thought somehow casually slipped…

Borrow this ¡  and make it "¡Viva hive mind!"

I'm sure they accept themselves every night, since no one else will.

I'm assuming that should be read as "big ass / nipples" and not "big / ass nipples"…?

I've always wondered if that Final Fantasy movie starring Ming Na was even related to the video game series (I don't have the patience for RPGs).

Did they have a card on the inside flap that is stamped with a due date?

Are you one of those Netflix abandoners?

Google "Homefront."

Is Kim still really a cockroach alien pissed off at Awrec Barrwin?

Kim Jong-Il's doppelgänger came into my office Friday for an interview.  I mean, the exact fucking spittin' image.  I had no idea what to do with the guy, but I probably screwed up by doing nothing.

Is it true that Canadians have beady eyes?  I've never been.