So an "8 Mile"-esque holiday seasonal employee at the mall would have a wrapper's rapping rapport with Rapaport?

Google "airsoft."  Though hers does have a certain je ne sais quoi about it still…

Somehow, that sounds like a premature "Harry's Law" spinoff.

I don't know you, but I can only hear things you say in Breckin Meyer's voice.

Have you seen the Kardashian/whatever-black-athlete-she's-dating-right-now one?  Totally inappropriate.  And by that, I mean who gives a shit?.

I didn't see the episode—and TBH, I doubt if I'll ever watch another again—but based on what I'm reading, I think it would have been awesome if Piano Dude ran in seemingly from nowhere and dove onto the piano in an attempt to put out the fire.  He seems like he'd love a piano that much, and he may as well move up to…

What I want to know is, was that really Neff singing when everyone was drunk?  After that scene, I got into a debate over whether or not that was really him (my verdict was no, using his later scene at the recital as evidence).

I'm really beginning to think he's the next Franco in Gosling's clothing…

Terry Crews shoulda been one of the gold men.  Just an observation.

Yet another name in the hat: Anderson Cooper

I just thought: Dean Stockwell should have been on "24."  That was a missed opportunity.

I'll think about it, if it'll make me a sandwich after.

Hamlet and Red Zone Cuba are on my to-watch and not-yet-finished lists on Netflix (well, they're on Netflix, and those lists are in my head).  Glad to see that no one can make up their fucking minds consensus-tually.

Nicolas Cage's Fudgesicles  #rhetoricalbandnames

Christopher Chance, because Fox fucked over Human Target in season 2.  It all fits somehow.

Yep, he's right; they're called 'bricks' or 'plates.'

Gozer*.  I for one am curious to see how ripped CGI Stay Puft becomes, and what percentage more translucent Slimer becomes.  Also, more lights on Ecto IA, if the sequel winds up in theaters as well.

"All right, we'll take the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish!"

FDR motherfuckers!

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