Who's to say?

Bill Hicks wasn't a fan of "everything," since every thing is different.  Didn't feel right to group anything, ever, he opined.  Yep.

Isn't "Bosh & Flimshaw" that new buddy lawyer show on TNT?

I gave up on G4 a while back.  For one, AOTS has grown increasingly stale and predictable to me—either I've matured more, or they've regressed—and it feels like pathetic pandering to keep their (rabidly) loyal fanbase, whom are probably mostly teenaged know-it-alls, at the cost of maintaining a casual audience.…

Maybe he *IS* Mr. Levine?

Portmanteaus are fun.

In an occurrence similar to an occurrence that occurred just this Wednesday, I read Craig J. Clark, but envision Craig T. Nelson.  Then I shudder in horror at the ensuing mental image.

You must be that three year old that explained Star Wars on YouTube in 90 seconds or whatever.

Three minutes, @avclub-0f0d67e214f9fef69b278e3d08114da9:disqus .  Three minutes.

Is Pillsbury still selling Gender Rolls?  I thought they'd quit that.

Never fails: I read Michael Jai White, but my brain can only envision Jaleel White.  The disconnect gets noted right away, existential mental chaos ensues.

Dudez a Plenti mastered that bro love (or whatever they call it) better than any other boy band.

Few things are as emasculating as having a kid ask you to separate two of the smaller, flat pieces, and you. just. can't. get. in. there. to. pry. those. fuckers. apart.

Wait, there's quoting?  Or have we just been RTF'd?

"Foreplay and the Boomtown" would make for a nifty third album title.

Kneecap?

Her eyes really are awesome.

I'd like to pretend he censored the word "ritard," and is thereby directing Herr Narrator to slow down.

I SWEAR TO YOU I refreshed RIGHT before I posted. Goddamnit. Whatever.

I recon someone'll say it sooner or later, so I'll be the hacky comic.
Pedowitz? More like PedoPHILE, amirite?