Wax Tom Cruise can do it better.

Can you say car wash?!

[ :) ]

Grand Moff Barkin is about to be fired by some overly-P.C. desk types.

Alex Reiser is the kind of man men aspire to be.

Fuck that, I want—
—a sitcom in which Biden, Cheney, Gore and Quayle are on a vacation in New Orleans, when they run into a voodoo priestess and, through a number of social faux pas and misunderstandings, get cursed by said priestess, and resultantly are forced to live together in a condo in … fuck it, Jersey, why…

Empty indeed.

I miss that sadder show. Seriously—any time I catch an episode from the top half of S1, I remember what I liked about it, which is I think why I've become so cynical of its outcome.

Ohhh, so THAT'S what Red State's about…
… it all makes sense now.

I'm seeing more of a green, and suddenly I have a headache… am I gonna die? Is this real life?

Much like stuntmen, they're not real people.

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Actually, for Palin, that makes sense to me.

Seriously—
—for reasons I can't explain, Julianna Moore is on my MILF list. Palin is a fuckwit, but still MILFable enough, so I'll give this a go, why not.

[checks concert program]

They're actually making a reboot Tomb Raider game right now, which is also essentially an origin story. The direction they're taking and what's been seen of the design looks pretty good, which leads me to believe this movie won't.

We've seen this already.
Twice, even.

You know what I'm beginning to think?
Somewhere in Manhattan, this shows' producers are readying to flee to Rio with at least $2 million.

Hell, for all we know, this may be his next Boratian endeavor…

Connotes, yes, but that's not the true definition. You would prefer archetypal?