#Chooseyourvice
Oh, I get it… Real cute! Whatever we think of- if we think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us, OK? So empty your heads, don't think of anything.

If he dies, I'm blaming you.

Awwww, fuck. I just did that. Biehn*

Romancing the Beihn? Could be.

Really, cleavage should be coded into all images, when you think about it.

Santa isn't real.

They can go for the real world (Alison Brie) influence. Girl was (is?) a freak, apparently… or if not, she knows how to play her male fan base better than Olivia Munn herself.

Fuck it.
I know I'll be in the minority, but I'll buy it: Charlie Sheen is relentlessly awesome.

I cancelled my subscription to Lesbian Hairstyles Weekly—
—rather, I let it lapse—but is it true that he lost 80,000 Twitter followers in the wake of Hairgate? A friend said that on Facebook, but I haven't been able to corroborate this yet.

Good taste.

In The Phantom Menace, she successfully made me not know which one was her and which one was Keira Knightley, so there's that…

BTW Todd,
Thanks for answering (albeit in a round-about way) that dads question. Continuity and practicality are one thing in the Glee universe, but once that light bulb clicked for me, it seemed like a pretty egregious narrative oversight, given all the attention they put into their Saint Kurt arc and how isolated…

It's funny, because I can't stand Kedollarsignha, but most every parody I've seen, the girls just look absolutely hot. Though it helps, of course, that they are really hot in real life.

And tangentially, but only when rhetorically,— .

Of all the "heightened-reality" character versions of celebrities—
—you reference NPH? Not Shue from "Hamlet 2," or better yet, Nick Lachey's dealings on "One Tree Hill"? (Thanks to "The Soup," I know about that last one.)

But what about the love interest?
I vote Jessica Tandy.

And that's why he gets the cookies. Insightful as a mother fucker.

Obvious joke is obvious.

You're asking for something you'll never get in Glee. The whole structure the show has proposed is stupid, infeasible (and, unless there's a corner of the country that has rules I'm not hip to), doesn't exist in the real world. Fair guess, they dumbed down the concept for the viewing audience so they don't have to…

In that case, I'm still watching, but only vapidly, and for the eye candy. Also, I don't mind missing episodes, and I missed last night's, which is why all my comments today don't really even address the episode specifically.