Are you suggesting early onset of cougardom? Or at least, the earliest of indicators? Because that would make for an interesting theory…

Hold the phone: B&N owns GameStop?

Sound science to me.

I mean, they did have cool accents…

I'd keep Kimmel in just because he's different enough. Also, on his "Twilight" special, he calmly and paternally explained to the young ladies that the reason they're screaming incessantly, the reason they don't know what to do with themselves when they so much as see three of the letters in the guys' names in close…

Ohh… "'plug' 'em"… "'carbine rounds'"… I get it. [air quotes; wink]

I know that, but it's not like conversation usually keeps active the next day…

Incidentally…
I'm a little sad I missed that Quesadilla Spalding article yesterday. I had some rather strong—if irrelevant by way of its futility—opinions on the matter. Namely, Bieber is one thing, but fuck his stupid fans with the broad end of a garden rake.

To be fair, logic would imply that when his voice changes and his career goes all Billy Gilman, he'll probably get good at blowing men in dark alleyways for crack money… or maybe just because he learns to love it? Kids these days.

idk, I think I'm beginning to see what all the fuss is… he's got shaggy hair and wears baseball caps backwards. Young girls these days like that.

Perchance it would look a bit like this?: http://www.barelydigital.co…

Indeed, but those down home, folksy types don't seem to understand that. Keep in mind that's how the Tea Party got its speed: playing to the lowest common denominator. What they don't know…

Much like with Leslie Nielsen, I'll be very sad when Conway goes.

I'd have been cool with it if "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker" took home an Oscar.

Ohh, but you'd hate his business card…

I thought Jim Henson Company still had license clearance on "Muppets"…?

RIP Business/Busyness 1743-2011

See, now I find that funny because I've seen that same critique elsewhere. Thing is, my understanding is the Academy members are supposed to vote based on perceived quality of work and nothing else, so what the fuck does it matter whether or not that's in touch with consumers? Even if the program has been reduced to…

This disappoints me.
I really, REALLY liked season one, for all the reasons Zack mentioned. And this season could have worked well enough, it was entirely plausible. But instead it just … I just … maybe because I missed a couple episodes in the middle there? … But Chance and Pucci, just because they can?, or … CIA ……

Question: they can't sensibly write Ames and Pucci out of the storyline, but can it be reverted to what was working before and then build back up from there? (That's mostly rhetorical.)