He sure does love his coke.

… mother pus bucket …

Whoa… paradox titles? This movie will have everything!

Mere sharks still got it in 'em. That's why their agent said to take the offer. Kind of their return to greatness, their .. "Muppet Treasure Island," if you will.

She's also a human like Jamie Cromwell!

Chloe O'Brien was a better Chloe O'Brien than Janis Gold.

Liberals ——>> Apple products ——>> Keynote, not PowerPoint

Perhaps to be taken as a sign of plausibility, Ford's new police cruiser model is in fact based on the Taurus…

Pour one out for Nielsen.

Somewhere, on the porch of a house on some street corner in the 'burbs, sits Doug E Doug, flipping a coin and waiting, just waiting.

I understand (well, maybe not) where you're coming from, but after all the play he had in previous episodes, I think it's good for the character that we have a break.

Yeah, maybe that, but then—
—if he were to do a show hitting up hot night spots across America and talking to the people inside, kind of a converged/amalgamated hybrid of Dr. Drew and (Dave Attell's) Insomniac, I might watch that.

I thought they all looked remarkably similar… I should have known better that the odds of finding such perfect doppelgangers for each one of them that all also happen to live the British counterpart of such toolish (tooleish?) lives would be slim to none…

THE TUCKER HOPE DUDE—
—looks like NPH's illegitimate brother.

So let me get this straight, 'cause I'm still learning: hipsters would either not own a TV at all, or own some sort of "unique" TV from some really obscure company, you probably haven't heard of it.? Is that about right?

COCKPUNCHER!

Hey, look!
Ned Schneebly!

I fear we'll soon see an "I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE [item referenced]" gimmick poster, a person whom, should I ever cross paths with in the real world, I will promptly punch in the kidneys.

No Alison Brie?

C'mon, Black! Papanoida new pair of shoes!