She's like the Juno of wherever the hell they're from again, 'cept it's not her makin da babies. If you follow TV law, it's good for the protagonist 'cause he ultimately has to (?) wind up with a girl who's clearly on another level than him, but if you look at it from her point of view, that means she'll ultimately…

I'm no doctor, but wouldn't oral hemorrhoids be like a reverse blowjob?

Cue "Dicks, Pussies, Assholes" speech that I can't find because work site filters, and choice words in that speech… yeah.

My first post of the 2011 (but not a firstie attempt)!
That's natural? I thought that was makeup for sanguinarians in those movies… I just figured he'd be, I dunno, pinkish or some shit…

blah blah blah happy holidays, —
— yadda yadda good vaction.

[swigs from flask, rolls eyes, peruses crowd for greater amusement]

I don't think it's too late to set the whole shebang on ice…

[single wistful tear]

You shouldn't fuck people professionally. Disease is a thing. Y'know, cancerAIDS and all that.

I tend to think the same, unless their avatar is female. This throws me off still.

I'm sure he enjoyed himself thoroughly during the screening.

The adorable little kids in the PS22 chorus'll do it—
—and then the cast of "Glee" will fuck it up.

Stage actors don't yell over-dramatically…? It's everything else they do that's never mind this isn't as funny as it sounded in my head because you're right, they do.

"It's bad luck to say good luck on opening night" …
"What do I say, I beg?" "What you say is break a leg" …
"Break a leg!" … "What happened?" "I broke my leg!"

"a Rube Goldbergian deathtrap powered by hubris"
That is all.

What YO MOMA said, or baby oils…? Science thinks baby oils/powders/etc. is the best pheromone for ladytypes, so maybe y'all audience will get all AMTRAK on them afterward…

My understanding is it's a movie. Haven't seen "TV series" discussed anywhere. Though I suppose if it caught on, it could find longevity in a "Doctor Who" sort of way…

Though I work in musical theatre, I understand the sentiment of people that don't like it (even if I don't always agree with the why), and will even agree with them on certain shows. But favoring film as an art and disregarding theatre in general as valid, relevant, or otherwise is about the same as rap fans hating…

Maybe it's just the color treatment, or the lighting, or something—
—but that Glock looks not real. Rather, it looks superimposed.

"… That's one plus two plus *one* plus one."
"Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus *two* plus one plus one."