I knew that, there was implied sarcasm… but thanks.

Great, just when I thought I could go four hours on a Monday morning without hitting my flask…

Now when you say "pre-augmented Demi Moore"—
—are we talking about age?

Polluting?

To most men, Jessica Alba gets to be whatever Jessica Alba wants to be.

The only kind of results, really, when you think about it.

This is the sound a doggy makes.

Thread of the day, so far.

Actually, in this instance, Gerby sounds a little precognitive and foreshadowey…

^^^^^

Johnny Mathis?

As I've heard it, some 68% or so of all statistics are made up on the spot.

So is it just a weird little quirk in his speech pattern? Or is there some (published) reason he intentionally pronounces it different than what most are used to?

Kiefer actually discussed that in an interview once. He said he signed on as an executive producer because he was so enamored with the concept, just 24 consecutive hours out of a person's life, and the only recurring "character" would be that 24-hour plot device. I seem to remember him even suggesting an idea I…

Also, be prepared to swallow it whole for your (whole) life.

^^
Whoa, plot twist!

+3.

WHAT??!!
No "Lone Star"?? No "Running Wilde"?? No "THE [backwards-E]VENT"?

Speculation
"inSANE" is really called such because your character resides in Sane, Nebraska, an idyllic middle America town in which he is trying to get an animal park built (he's a zoologist). He meets resistance from local farmers, whom can't fathom giving up land for raising animals if they're not going to be put…

Nothing like a good old fashioned forced Thanksgiving creepy uncle encounter.