Let's not forget Kilby's theme from his stint at Late Late Show host. (idr if it had any lyrics though)

Irony: normally you gotta pay double for a bunch of cockface douchebags.

Irony: normally you gotta pay double for a humdinger.

I'm DJ Pauly —
— and I raise the roof
I put gel in mah hair till it's bulletproof
My beats is sick, I don't mean to brag
Check out my contacts: Italian flags!

Way to ruin the snidely cynical/ironic/sarcastic groove we had going! buzzkills… fughedaboudit

Hey asshole, I already did a pogs reference yesterday… find your own retro nostalgic reference!

I can sense this coming, so I'm going to progress the dialogue here: Megan Fox to be Gretchenel?

Following their reactions on Twitter today has been amusing, actually; made a slow work day go by that much quicker.

You're just mad he hasn't done the weasel laugh, aren't you?

Maybe it's just me -
- but that tagline does somehow sound decidedly German…

People are getting Mad About this bitch up in hurr.

"Raising Hope," which doesn't make sense to me actually. I've never heard that phrase in common use, and hope doesn't seem to be something that needs to be raised—people have it naturally, or they don't—so I think they're stretching not just on premise, but even on title.

Fuck that shit, I want a movie about *Pogs*…

"… and YOU get a Cyrus, and YOU get a Cyrus, and YOU get a Cyrus…"

Maybe I just pay wayy too much attention to this stuff, but I recognized a lot of those names. If memory serves, a good portion of them were on UCB at some point or another?

Times have changed, PJ… times have changed.

WTF ever happened to that kid?

"I'm sorry Carter, I'll call you from the lab, which is where I'm going!"
That is all.

I still posit that Doris Roberts will take over, just because she was the previous go-to elderly actress. She's the Vice Granny, if you will.

Interesting time warpy grammar there..