Can't say I didn't see that coming… you unoriginal assfag.

Belding's a trip. I met him once at a ballgame. I kinda think he maybe would have been normal, and only functionally pervy, had he been able to keep his career going and not have to play the "remember me, Mr. Belding? [insert Belding laugh]" card.

Joyeux Quatorze Juillet! Reminds me of my old high school days in French class/club, when I relatively knew what the hell I was saying.

Come to think of it, Darkwing Duck may very well be the reason I got into wearing fedoras in the first place…

You gotta hand it to him…
You just *KNOW* he had to be tapping Jessie's ass, when she wasn't gonna be putting out otherwise.. must be the pecs or some shit, I dunno.

I still find it impressive that Menzel looked enough like Michele (or vice versa, or whatever) that some people I talked to thought they were actually related until I schooled 'em otherwise.

I can't help but wonder
if the mom from "Everybody Loves Raymond" hates all this White love. Fair to say she was the go-to (nigh-)octogenarian before everyone started calling for Betty 2.0…

Are you really Kip Drordy?

Oh, c'mon now, she did teach a bunch of sorta-inner-city kids to sing well…

It just so happens —
that your friend here is only *MOSTLY* evil. There's a big difference between mostly evil and all evil. Mostly evil is slightly good.

*I* looked it up…

Fuck Sidekicks 2
I want a "Ladybugs 2"… Jackee is still alive, right? She can do some shit.

To steal Jobs' favorite line, they "just work." But—and I can't believe we're actually at a point where I feel the need to analyze those movies—I think it's gotta be just that they took a certain film or genre, and crafted their own ((real)) jokes that were organically funny or spoofed the original work(s) well. But…

Breaking the formula though? Teens can't possibly know Godard… fuck, they probably don't even know Godot…

At least that guy is getting work.

Funny, I try to look up "Hot Sluts" on Google to refresh myself on that bit (I never recognized her before), but I'm getting different hits that .. keep … dis..tracting ……

True but irrelevant story:

Hyperbole
seems to be the secret word of the day today. I'm half expecting my recliner to scream at me the next time somebody says it.

"This is the sound a dog makes"

You must've got the Daily Double.