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I believe I speak for everyone at my desk when I say
"Never heard of it."

Luckily, that was my dick. Bitch is crazy.

I agree with Crunkbot. From what I know about those fantasy types, it's all about the girl wanting to be dominated.

How's that "hopey rapey" thing working for you?

empty promises of skyborne food
That bitch casserole never called me back.

That was the other one I wanted to quote, but it slipped my mind when I commented.

How could you forget
"Why'd you do that?"
"I was hungreh."

Tim Burton may
go fuck himself and go to hell, that's what he may do.

Someone's gotta say fughedaboudit. At least twice.

Parker (we hardly know her!)
I hope the show comes with a serial plot in which Eliot is continually trying to get Parker to urge something or another out of his league. The tagline can be "What is it, Kate: Spitzer swallows?"

Those Dam Things.

Just so long as
they keep Dean Cain working.

It was a fat joke. But I'm assuming he'd have been okay with it.

Jesus Christ, I can't get away from this shit…
Footloose is haunting me.

Have you seen Chris Penn lately?

I'm semi-ashamed to say
I've never before heard of Dr. Strange. Sounds like House gone goth though. Would that work?

Maybe it's just me -
but I think they're pushing this too far, too fast.

A little late to the discussion, as usual, but I've always been mildly interested in her since I was a kid. Then I found out we're the same age, and then I saw her spread in Maxim. Have you guys seen that? It was a pleasant surprise, to say the least.

Surprised
I was half expecting to read -

Theirs are a third the size of males'. It's science.