*chuckles*

Festering Hive of Degenerate Horror is the hottest club in town. It has everything: Cthulhus, amputee midgets, cats licking their Limburger covered genitalia and Lindsay Lohan.

I don't think I'm adequately represented in this video at all.

Let's have it at New York's hottest spot: Xenu's Taint. That place has everything: one wall completely covered in sinks, so anyone can take a quick whore's bath, bald Tom Cruise impersonators, confetti made from toilet paper, 120 ounce Orange Mocha Frappuccinos and human slugs… people crawling on the floor while…

@avclub-560eb60373b30a42bb1d813a47ebae5b:disqus The Dissolve has everything: 11 different Cookie Monster accounts, a baker's dozen of Sluggos, homophobes who think they're being reasonable and a HipsterDeutschBag (a HipsterDbag who loves everything about Germany).

I can't compete with that.

This movie has everything… Kat Williams on downers, Simon Rex fully clothed, Charlie Sheen completely sober and a Lindsay Lohan working to pay her debts.