THANK GOD for the picture of those sexy santa outfits. HORRIFIC. But amazing. God. Also, when are we going to address that Bethany is clearly Allie's twin?

Morgan is why I hate that show (wait, that's a lie. I hate most things about that show). I find him unbearable — and I've seen every episode.

Public defender here. Usually (unless already in custody for another offense) those held in custody pre-arraignment are still wearing their street clothes. I have never experienced the accused appearing via camera—personally, I hate it when an in-custody client has to be arraigned through a glass partition or bars,…

I called the Park, they've been closed for two hours.

How can you talk about married sex on TV and not talk about Happy Endings?

Spencer should hook up with her adderall connection. He's a hottie

Let me get this straight: you think Footface had a good performance?

Maybe he has a daylight anklet?

Upon first viewing (and third and second) of the last scene with the German council man, I seriously thought he said, "Molotov the boy, and the Grimm." After seeing no one here mentioned it, I used closed captioning and saw it was "monitor" not "molotov." That makes more sense.

Can Quinn and Carrie please just fuck already? Preferably before she starts to show too much. Thank you

Totally agreed. We don't have to experience the other victims as regulars—they tend to represent a dark past that we know exists but haven't actually seen. I just hate that they seem to be minimizing what Caroline experienced, and acting like she's a shitty friend for not liking her friends boyfriend and ignoring the…

What is this cryptic "this won't be the last you're hearing of it" bull?

I FELT THE SAME WAY!

I'm so upset that James actually cheated! I thought he was trying to make Cyrus think he had cheated. THEN HE DID! Ugh. I feel bad for Cyrus, even if he is a dick

I really wish Caroline would just yell in Elena's face "YOUR BOYFRIEND RAPED ME." Why hasn't this been addressed?

AMAZING call. So much. So so much.

About this new crap: This update sucks, you can't even tell which show each episode corresponds to on the homepage because it just says the episode name. This is so difficult to navigate!

This is the worst. I can't find my shows, I can't see what I want to see (which are my shows) I don't get notifications… AV Club didn't need this stupid flashy upgrade.

Taye Diggs—HE CAN GET IT.

Exact same thought here. Also, why wouldn't Cece HIT THAT