She'll be the leader of the sexy goblins.

"Is that a blazer or a sport coat? I don't know the difference; but either way, you look like an asshole wearing it over a t-shirt."

The bummer summer song that I love is "Bummer in the Summer" by Love

I hope The Internship can do for Google what The Wizard did for Nintendo.

"Okay, this is the same computer as before. In order to switch our bodies back, we just have to Google 'lemon party' and click 'I'm Feeling Lucky' at the same time."

"You're eating shit, Michael."

"So, what you're saying is… a table is like a car with legs instead of wheels?"

"Change of plans: this time you're Fast and I'll be Furious."

"Please put your clothes back on. This suit can't accommodate an erection."

You think he likes that hair, man? You think he likes those clothes? His wife
wants him to stay at Ramada! He's been working on these fuckers for
THREE MONTHS! THREE MONTHS! Now he finally got them to play wheel of
fortune with him so he could find out who their supplier is. Then you
fuckin' cowboys show up!

He apparently performs at weddings now.

The quality of their music has suffered ever since they foolishly let an NFL quarterback join their band in exchange for a single Pepsi.

"That robe of yours is all wrinkled, Mandarin. You gotta iron, man!"

"Am I a hobbit? Don't be ridiculous. But there actually are a few hobbits right over there."

If only it was possible to have a non-arranged marriage to an Indian woman…

Michael Jackson's Off the Wall is an obvious choice (I'm sure somebody's already mentioned it): "Don't Stop til You Get Enough" and "Rock with You"

Upon arrival, a brief scan of the room was all that was needed to know that she had tricked him: nobody else was wearing Zubaz pants.

"In the immortal words of Christian Slater in the 1992 film Kuffs, 'I feel like a dork.'"

Shhh… I'm trying to pretend you're Keenen.

Please be quiet. I'm very busy and these numbers aren't going to crunch themselves.