Dethblah
Aw, why did you have to waste the interview on Nathan? Everyone knows Murderface is the true philosopher of the group.

I'm not as sophisticated and witty as the rest of you…
Yes, the first season faltered though DEXTER is a brilliant idea. I will continue to record and fast forward through the boring parts.

Weak
Come on meow. It's not as if every celebrity hasn't done this or will do this at some point. Just make fun of Hawke's facial hair and move on.

I like being at the bottom of the comment barrel
Ah, the existential humiliation of being cheated on by women and harassed by female cops. I thought it was odd when they stripped me down and did a nasty vaginal probe. Now I see why that goofy shit only sings in falsetto.