Ebert is already not on it.

I don't know why I keep buying milk chocolate M&Ms. I only eat them when I run out of dark chocolate ones. I should just buy more dark chocolate M&Ms instead.

He'll even autograph it for you. That's what I got my brother for Christmas last year.

Miami Herald
When I was a kid, the Miami Herald had a jingle that was (or included) its phone number. One Eight Hundred, Four four one, oh four four four. Something about its tune was so catchy, its always there in the back of my brain. Whenever I've needed to test my phone to see if its working by calling a random…

My cat can eat a whole watermelon!
I'm king of the Echo People!