Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems like this is basically just a compilation of spoilers unless you watch every single show on television.

If I ever apply to work at the AV Club, this is the post I'm referring them to.

It's actually incredibly simple. Don't read this if you want to keep some of that cinema magic!! I'm going to overexplain it, so I'm sorry if you already know some of this about cameras, but: