I have never cried while listening to a song, perhaps because I'm not human, but here are two songs that have got me misty-eyed: "Virtute the Cat Explains her Departure," by the Weakerthans, which I heard for the first time in the grips of a terrible case of homesickness, and "Stairway to Heaven." That's embarrassing…

I must concur with the OP, if only because Yer So Bad has given me so many good times.

A++, nothin' to add, but I had to acknowledge this solid burn on Dan Savage.

We got a similar talk in high school at an abstinence assembly and had a lovely time drawing up a chart of how many people our friends had vicariously banged.

Okay, I'm done laughing. In my defense, I was asked to make fun of those dicks! My vag never came into it, as far as that conversation went.

olol

It doesn't seem like the wangicly challenged would necessarily want to be made fun of, though. I don't think your "types" theory holds water.

Some guys like it when you complain about how small their penis is. I wish they didn't, because it weirds me out, but somehow I seem to attract the type.

I may be the only one
But I did like 2 Guys, A Girl, etc. Although I only remembered it once he mentioned it in the interview, and then I remembered that when Firefly first came up, I was like, "Ooooh it's the cute one from that show what I like." I don't know if it would have aged well, though. I was kinda ridiculous…

I'm somehow both a little flattered and a little insulted, depending on who's the fruit.

Move to Chicago. That is my plan, should a position for which I am qualified ever open up.

Seriously though are you getting the same mental images that I am? Because like, thin drooly strands of chocolate and little chunks of nougat and peanut dribbling down the plastic… Ugggggh

I was going to say something funny, but the idea of chewing up and then spitting out chocolate is just actually weirding me out pretty badly.

I'm going to say the latter, since that is how that sentence reads anyway.

This ad campaign
has been snannoying me for years now, since I couldn't figure out that it was supposed to be read "nouga-tocity" and I wondered if "Nougato-city" was supposed to be some kind of Metropolis made of nougat populated with Mr. Nougatos.

Target Women
I might possibly want to eat one of those Fling bars if it had been marketed as a real candy bar, but instead it is pushed like those bullshit 100 calorie packets of Oreo crisps, a guilt-free, slightly-cardboard-y knock-off of the actually-delicious original. Yeah, I will have a Snickers bar.

Zach Condon and Thomas Meluch
I was just thinking about him today, as I listened to a little Beirut on my way home. I would totally love for his voice to make sweet, sweet love to me. Thomas Meluch, otherwise known as Benoit Piolard, can come too. Manwich plz.

I love the shit out of pretty much every part of it, okay.

"Fool" was also an affectionate term for a child, so he was pretty much definitely referring to Cordelia in that line from the end of the play. Sine the Fool disappears sometime in the third act, I think we can pretty much assume that he died around then. I believe there's a line referring to the fact that he wasted…

Bad Education: Man I thought exactly the same thing. My exact thought was, "What? These people are too old for this." Why can we not get a foxy young Robin Hood? I mean okay there is the BBC series, but why can't we get another young, foxy Robin and Marian?