It happened to me a couple of times, not as a kid, and I didn't have hallucinations. When I realised I couldn't move a panic like anything I've ever experienced came and I was basically screaming in my head like a wounded animal. To not have control over your body, being a captive in your own body is the most…

Why couldn't Josh Hartnett be James Franco's new cowboy squeeze and then pastoral fucking would ensue (without the Brokeback Mountain melodrama, though)? I would've watched this movie then.

I feel he's trying to tell us something, but he's really conflicted about it.

The child sexual abuse ring in Hollywood is very plausible, not too Eyes Wide Shut at all, considering it was a practice in the '80s in UK's political circles

A movie centered on a romance with Jon Snow is boring. Who would've guessed?

To be fair, they aren't movie stars. That's probably around the amount The Avengers actors made for their first respective franchise movie.

I see you're pretty opitimistic about this whole aliens deal, huh? You have a point. We could end up as cute little pets in your scenario, though.

I think Stephen Hawking said in an interview that he believes any contact with aliens would be very detrimental to us because no aliens who would waste so many resources to travel through space would do so for benevolent reasons. So basically, if aliens come to us, we're fucked.

His booze became sentient like the toys in Toy Story and set up a Twitter account without his knowledge.

“If you talk to real people instead of little, bitter guys sitting on their Twitter accounts—real guys who have friends go, ‘This is my friends. This is how I grew up,”

They're pretty ingenious creatures, aren't they? Opening doors with their teeth. Wow.

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

I'm pretty sure he's Dikachu. If he starts talking about asses then I'm 100 % sure.

No shit sherlock it's made up. It's all the imagination of Rowling, who said those things in interviews.

Canon. Rowling herself said it in interviews after publishing the last book.

A kind person would say he looks interesting, a not so kind one that he looks like an alien who can't quite understand how humans work.

Well, I'd be happy with Viola Davis and Michael B. Jordan. I would watch the hell out of that movie.

That's a really creative analogy. I burst out laughing.

I find him pretty hot myself, as I love freckles.

Actually, his grandson Rolf is also a magizoologist and has twins with Luna.