Go away troll.

This sounds like the most fucked up shit ever.

Why does every actor whose time has passed feel the need to resurrect their careers by directing? And it's always men who do this. I just hope it will not become a trend, because there will be a lot more Russell Crowes than Ben Afflecks for sure.

The obligatory ''may cancerAIDS kill your balls'' etc etc comment to chastise you for your wasted firstie.

Any insane, stupid thing Katy Perry will ever do will be eclipsed by the fact that she was married to Russell Brand. Can't get crazier than that.

We'd certainly like to think that we're evil, that would be cool, but the truth is we're just kind of sad and lonely.

Why did they have to make Colin Farrell look so sleazy? That fuckin' pornstache is disgusting.

Blasphemy! Llewyn is the best of their movies in a long while.

The plumber arrived to find Dick

IV doesn't review tv. It sure would be great if he did. Alasdair Wilkins I think is up for the job.

They must introduce Elizabeth's mother through a visit to the motherland. I refuse to accept any less. And they must cast someone with incredibly gorgeous and luscious hair.

TITS is not to blame in that relationship, even if she likes to annoy him. I don't know much about BDSM, but I don't think it's ok what he's doing. Telling her her body is his and wanting to make all her decisions. It gives me the creeps. I mean sex is one thing, controlling her life is another. She should tell him to…

The Thor dress is horrible.

I'm not denying he says stupid things, but he's not a useless, worthless hack as Charlie Sheen.

Seconded.

No, he really isn't.

You're 30 years late worrying, pal.

Can this beat the 2 Camerons sitting at the top of highest grossing films ever? I really hope so, even if I don't care about the Fast and Furious franchise.

Oh God YES! That would be so great.

I liked his reviews of Looking, especially how he connected technical aspects and the themes of the episode, and I like these ones too, even though I see where you're coming from. His style is a bit incompatible with the tone of the series, but I do enjoy the different take on it.