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He's in Inglourious Basterds too where he plays the creepy dude who stalks Shosanna.

You're not such a freak. He's cute, like a bear.

As many as you can get away with. I reserve my feminism for more important things.

What the fuck is wrong with you, Herpes? Leave the girl alone, I think she's underage.

This girl is like yogurt. White, flavourless, omnipresent and gets out of your system swiftly.

I think you meant Dikachu. Pikachu is his cute evil twin.

Are you trying to charm me by combining the efforts of Matthew McConaughey and Joey Tribbiani in one phrase? It might work.

You say the darndest things sometimes.

You got half of that right. I'm a she, though.

Yeah, I used chocolate cake and muffins. So I get where you're coming from.

Fuck it. They all look the same to me.

That hamburger looks disgusting. And sad. It basically screams ''If you eat me, I'll give you the shits until you're as dehydrated as beef jerky''.

With a smoke monster and Michael Emerson?

Because it uses child labor under the guise of some spiritual enlightening bullshit.

Pigfuck! How dare you insult that visionary man.

It looks like a dying TARDIS.

Their response to this doc is quite Mossy.

Under the mattress, next to the Playboys from your teenage years.

Oh no, that's just a garden-variety troll. The one we're talking about got banned, he had a pair of pink goggles as an avatar.

That sounds funny. I don't think so, that is too amusing for him. He was really creepy.