They'll chew the scenery so hard they'll devour the whole movie. Ouroboros like.

The cuteness is strong in that picture.

Wake: The Battle of the Two Baldies

That's certainly one original idea for a thriller. *eye-roll*

The man died, Barsanti. Isn't that picture just a bit inappropriate?

Hey! His todger!

David Carradine would vouch for that.

Jamie Dornan must scream in agony right about now.

Angelina Jolie hasn't done much lately besides Maleficent, but I would love to have Uma Thurman way more often on my screen. She stole the show on Nymphomaniac.

She was cast in Inglourious Basterds because that perv QT has a soft spot for blonde gorgeous model-type women.

This was my favourite Clyde appearance. Clyde the artist. And Joan rocked that coat. Also, I enjoyed far too much that punch Joan gave Sherlock.

Well, at least this happens in a book/movie. I know real people who did this sort of thing. The guy is the best friend of the girl's father and used to play with her when she was a baby and he was 18-20. Now they're married and have a kid.

I would put In Search of Time Lost by Proust in there. That one's a doozy.

I'm not well-versed in the intricacies of American history and racism, but that sounds like the most fucked-up shit ever.

Star Trek Into Darkness. Yes, you've just read that. I absolutely loved that self-important, corny movie. I don't know much about Star Trek, I remember watching Star Trek Next Generation as a kid with my dad, loving Data and the Klingon dude.

What he did to Faramir is somehow even worse than what he did to The Hobbit (although that abomination of a third movie just left me speechless with rage, a whole lot more than the previous two).

You're a goddamn hero if you finish that book. It should be some sort of module in an endurance test. I tried to read it but it defeated me (it was a really bad translation too).

Yes I did! She's great in that, and the movie is all right, but the rest of her recent movies are pretty bad.

Poor Gemma Arterton, she can't catch a break. Shitty movies after shitty movies. She should get a better agent.

Why is it ugly gross characterization? Aren't they ordinary people just like me and you? Maybe the deluded generalization was rash, I grant you that, but that doesn't mean it's not true for most of them.