What are the first and second? His hobbit hair and magnanimous crotch bulge?

So to do that he makes a deal to clear his name with a mumbly Japanese tycoon that involves performing inception (which was never done, but, no, it was actually on a sultry, glamorous lady, no less!) in a dreamworld on a bumbling, ocean-eyed heir with the help of Alfred, Bane, Tommy Solomon and Juno.

Don't you talk about Chris Hemsworths sliping into warm baths, dude. Some of us are in inappropriate places to get aroused.

Edward Norton went up on his own ass so much these last years that he would've asked Michael Mann to give him final say on the script and who knows what else. I imagine everybody kind of avoids working with him nowadays except for Wes Anderson. Which is a pity, since the guy has loads of talent.

I watched Boyhood (yes, I see movies after everybody else) and I was mesmerized. It is a very good and beautiful movie, obsessed with the poetry of silence and calmness, which hinders a bit the organic flow of the movie. Despite the naturalistic filming style, I think the movie lacks a certain realness, an immediacy…

Between this and the situation in France there's too much awful crap to handle in one single day. Fuck this guy, AVClub, I want to be entertained with pop-culture stuff when I come here, not to add fire to my raging depression.

It gets infinitely better. One of the best sci-fi shows, no joke. The procedural aspect goes out the window after the first season and awesomeness ensues.

Is everybody forgetting that abomination The Strain? I am wary, to say the least, about Guillermo del Toro endorsed shows.

I want this to be good for Melanie Lynskey's sake. She deserves a break, she spent her whole career as the weird lady next door or a variation of that.

I'd forgotten I'd seen this movie. It kind of bored me and hearing it sparked such strong feelings in people baffles me. It's not so bad and there are plenty of other truly awful horrors, although the actors made me cringe and almost ruined the whole thing for me (the lesbian girlfriend in particular was acting in an…

I should probably refrain myself from saying anything because I hate fighting with strangers on the internet, but you're an asshole. Why deride people and countries you know nothing about for a bad joke? Like America (or any other country) is such a perfect, magical land.

This is fun and twisty as long as you focus on the mindfuck aspect of it, but the fact is there is no answer to why the whole frickin' thing happened in the first place. What was the purpose of this experiment, why did Mr Robertson and his organization facilitated this? Just for funzies? 'Hey guys, we can time travel…

Don't let that particular image fool you. She's the spitting image of a young Leonardo di Caprio. It was so distracting at times and kind of creepy too how much she looked like him. Even the smirk.

A menage à trois in a period drama? SOLD.

There are some videos on The New York Times of the attack. It is just soul-crushing. This world has truly gone to shit. Too much hatred everywhere. And for what?

Oh yeah, because Scarlett Johansson, Cobie Smulders, Keri Russell (The Americans), Sarah Shahi (Person of Interest), Chloe Bennet and Adrianne Palicki (SHIELD) are so athletic and have such defined muscles. They are all playing highly skilled spies and they are very skinny conventionally beautiful women. Skinny…

Wow, you would fit right in among Peggy's colleagues. You talk about her like she's 300 lbs.

The Captain America films are objectively the most competently and stylishly made from all those Marvel movies. The first one is so delightful with all those old school levers, switches, dials and big red buttons, I like it more than the second one, which is such a good espionage thriller. I think they're better than A…

What's wrong with James D'Arcy? He looks like the perfect dashing English gentleman.

It's astonishing how much much more confident and at ease he seems since he got married and came out. He always looked so awkward before and in interviews when he talked his way around questions about his sexuality. So yay! for Ben Whishaw.