Mexican sugar is slang for cocaine.

I did that for Henry Cavill. Bless that show for providing equal eye-candy. Which cannot be said for Game of Thrones.

Dowd doesn't review movies based on plebeian reasons such as liking a type of movie, he reviews movies because it is his divine duty, it's his cross to bear. Plus, I think he hates fun.

As a huge fan of stop-motion animation I'm ever so excited to see this, even though ParaNorman didn't really do anything for me. But what happened to Aardman? Gromit is my spirit animal. Ah well, considering stop-motion is dwindling these days, I take whatever I can get.

NOOOOO

It seems rather appropriate that a film about Don Quixote encounters so many problems on its way. People like to hate on Gilliam, but he's a sturdy old bastard. I really want to see this madness of a movie. And John Hurt is always a plus.

Michael Fassbender's dumbfounded face throughout that show was priceless. But Sarah Silverman handled the situation quite masterfully, it was clear Marky Mark wasn't the first drunk arsehole she shut down.

Get a load of this nerd who's seen DOFP four times already. I've seen it thrice.

Oh careful there with Hitler, or you'll get slapped with persona non grata status and asked to go join Lars in the land of crazy talk.

That point was made with the poker scene and other subtler ones in previous episodes. The rapey scene is there just for shock value, to hammer in an awful way a point that was already made. My issue is that this development transforms and subverts Cornelia's struggle from one representative of women's oppression in…

''I was hoping for minimalism, but I think I came up with magician'' and the Tower of Pisa joke had me dying with laughter.

There's a far better show people should recognise Keeley Hawes from, Ashes to Ashes. It's all sorts of great fun. It's sort of a sequel to Life on Mars with John Simm.

I disliked this show at first, I found it a bit stuffy and emotionally remote, but now it's the highlight of my tv week. Clive Owen is doing a terrific job balancing the complicated nature of his character, I hate Thackery one second and can't help but love him the next. I never imagined he can be so utterly funny,…

To be fair, there are, but they're just eye candy and love triangles material.

You must be watching the wrong movies. YA films nowadays are mostly about young girls learning to be strong, yet vulnerable and discovering their sexuality, but without the sex, you see. These movies want to be seen as paragons of modern feminism, but most fail miserably.

The Mandarin was the most intriguing in my opinion and then they had to go and make him a fucking fraud. All the rest are so generic and bland, such a waste of great actors (the misuse of Christopher Eccleston in particular was a crime). And Loki, well, they kind of ran him dry.

I AM GROOT!

''We're going to make Superman a murderer because that's dark and gritty'' DC Writers

Dear Mr Nudeador Viking the Third,

Look, Spielbergo, I think it's high time you recognise your huge crush on BonerTime and just embrace it fully and openly.