It's baby gravy.

You won. All the rest, fuckity bye.

But then it will be all about bleak and joyless boners, trust me, I know, I'm Romanian. Pedro Almodovar is my pick to heat things up.

I would like to see Michael Fassbender teaming with Ewan Mcgregor for an Oscar worthy movie. 12 years of Mighty Dongs. Cockspotting. You name it.

I find it funny that after all this frantic searching for information about Coulson's miraculous resurrection, Hydra never bothered to ransack his grave. Very sensitive to the sanctity of final resting places, these bad guys.

I like her very much, she's a funny, charming woman. But good god, she should eat something before she vaporizes. She used to have a little more flesh on, it's getting worrisome.

Murder is universally recognized as a morally wrong thing. Rape isn't. In some societies rape is condoned and even encouraged. Add to that the fact that the director says that an obvious rape is in fact consensual sex, which is troubling because it suggests they will not address the consequences in later episodes, it…

I love these crazy bitches. Excited beyond belief.

I don't think uncomfortable is the right word. Cronenberg is more about fascination with the conflict between the instinctual and the civilized, with the blending of our most basic human traits and our lifelong hope for transcendence.

I cannot express how much I adore this woman. Such an intelligent and elegant lady. She was never a conventional beauty, but goddamit she is something special, even now she is far more sexier and smouldering than half of the young hot stars. And you believe she is a badass in movies, because she's one for real. Too…

You know nothing, Pollos Hermanos.

That Japanese guy's look is kind of lusty. Can't say I blame him.

If this mirrors the improvement that Graham Norton was after replacing Jonathan Ross, I'm more than happy.

I love Mike Leigh, especially Naked, but I didn't like this as much as his other movies. I don't know if it was because of Sally Hawkins' screechy laughter (although otherwise it was a wonderful, layered performance) or my pessimistic nature that cannot handle that much optimism about life.

Chloe Sevigny should only play twisted, deranged individuals with kinky sexual appetites. Something this boring-sounding is surely a waste of her talents. She's not your regular ordinary actress, shouldn't try to be.

Apparently, as Olivia de Havilland demonstrates, the key to a long, long life is a dysfunctional, batshit competitive relationship with your siblings. Love the woman.

It's a 'Flowers in the Attic' type of situation.

I'm more excited about Lady Stoneheart that Joffrey and Tywin combined. If they cut that out I'm going to be so pissed. We need more of the badass women! (or walking corpse in this case)

That wink, guys, that wink was chilling to the bone. It spoke a thousand words. And Hannibal's smile just makes him even creepier than usual. Those sweet smiles he shares with Alana soften his hard facial features to such a huge degree that he looks like a genuinely kind-hearted and decent person and that's so wrong.

Imagine the shouting matches going on at DC right now. Chaos and mayhem everywhere.