In far more interesting news, Hannibal's on tonight! I'm so excited I'm afraid my brain is going to shut down soon.

While Inception's draaang blasts in the background.

Monster was released in 2003.

This is worse than hearing Paul WS Anderson is doing another movie. Madonna and her delusions of still being in vogue.

Docking.

Oh this looks so gloriously excessive and dumb. And Dwayne Johnson has a broom on his head. But the girl is beautiful. Who is she?

Who knew we will be saying that about Chris Pratt someday? People, miracles do exist.

Oh, the republicans are plenty aware, don't you think otherwise. And they relish in it.

No one's as blissfully ignorant of their racism as the French.

Especially since it's still the best thing Spike Lee ever did.

It's a vile thing to inherit the most idiotic franchise from the most obnoxious shmuck in Hollywood. Mark Wahlberg must be self aware enough to realize how tragic this is no matter how much money they gave him.

Where's Lily Rabe? I'm freaking out here! God damn those Katniss movies, they're eating up all her time. Thank God Frances Conroy is confirmed.

He obviously still is in the denial phase. Let's hope he won't finish those novels in the afterlife.

I read it when I was about 7 and it crushed me. I wanted to strangle that fucking prince.

This is the first thing that popped into my head when I read the headline. Can't say why.

I love Europa. Love the weirdness and the hypnotic atmosphere. A really special film and very different from Lars von Trier's other movies.

Everybody makes fun of Scientology now but it deeply unsettles me. I believe the levels of insanity in that cult is on par with those in the Manson Family, adding to that the fact that Scientologists have a lot of cash and power. It really gives me chills.

He has a weird looking mushed up face and googly eyes that go well with being a villain. I think he can pull it off if he tries hard enough.

Angela Bassett and Frances McDormand. Imagine the possibilities.

I really liked Outcasts, the BBC sci-fi series. It wasn't great, it moved so
slowly, but towards the end it started to get very interesting. It
showed a lot of promise and given time, I think it could've evolved into
something unique.