And Coach is Scrappy-Doo

Cumberbatch fits Slenderman much better in my eyes.

I'm sure he thought he was being a smartass, giant idiot that he is.

Kudos man for that picture. It's a thing of beauty.

Or David Lynch's Dr. Strange? He has that creepy-crazy edge.

You could just watch The Fountain. I don't think it would have been much different.

Now there, you're just sugarcoating it. Sandler should hire you for his PR team.

Come on, Malkovich, where's your appreciation for the wacky and bizzare? You're putting your name to shame. Take a leap of faith. This is going to be awesome.

I don't know why, but the Jesus picture is killing me. I can't stop laughing. I'm afraid I'll get a ruptured spleen or something.

So I gather that last 'sentence' is you coming.

He got snubbed for Hannibal. His work there is tremendous. And I can't believe New Girl was not nominated for best tv comedy.

The only thing that annoys me about Who is the complete lack of profanities. Such a waste of velvety brogue and Peter Capaldi.

I'm going to miss the fez. Capaldi has those deranged, intense eyes that don't go well with a wacky fez. A bowler hat for him? Clockwork Orange like.

Well, it works both ways.

I'm torn between this and Under the Dome as the most idiotic show of 2013. My mind has reached an impasse. Between the mushy cow and the sniper with a cement mixer in his face, the male-underwear models turned actors-black holes-of-charisma, the most imbecilic writing, characters and dialogue to ever grace our…

Ugh, there's nothing more creepy in this world than men with flares and bushy moustaches. I'll pass.

The only movie I'd suffer through with Tom Cruise-the-dumb-grinning-alien is Tropic Thunder 2.

I don't get why every film director feels compelled nowadays to delve into television. It just eats up their time and the finished product retains so little of their personal flavour. They're not bad, by any means, but film is their capital medium and it shows. I'm wary of this Steve McQueen project.

I'll continue to watch this show because of my undying love for all things sci-fi, but it is in dire need of some polishing. There's so much potential here and they've pretty much fucked it up royally so far.
Also, goddamn, Michael Ealy is one beautiful man.

What are you waiting for? Buy the damn DVDs. You won't regret it.