My wife found his shirtlessness more upsetting than his eye.

That makes a lot of sense. Thanks!

The use of a Hand That Rocks The Cradle image is wonderful.

I know this is over a week old, but I'm sincerely confused by the use of "yeoman work" in the final paragraph. That phrase means a good job, pulling for the team, but here is seems to be used derisively?

Belushi isn't D-list? He does voices for children's cartoons in between making terrible flops. His television show was the definition of barrel bottom-scraping. The last thing he did that wasn't total shit was nothing.

I'm forging through The Algebraist at the moment. I love Iain Banks, but he really pushes me to my limits.

Not to mention that "We're here for the bank's money, not your money" and being up on the counters is straight out of the bank heist in Heat.

This is a good summary of what makes WHM funny and different from Flophouse and HDTGM. I would rank them Flophouse, WHM, HDTGM, but differences make the world, and I agree that mood factors in a lot.

According to Wikipedia, she speaks five languages? English,Tamil,Hindi, Italian and Spanish.

YOU ROLLED ON ME!

But he did! He had a whiny line about fathers not being all they're cracked up to be (which is bitching about Moloch, but still bitching).

I have two kids; the younger one is coming up on two. I don't often find myself thinking about what it looked like when my kids were born. Also, that was a one shot deal - she had the baby, it took a minute or two (from the crowning to the part where you're holding your new child). That's a little bit different from…

I got the graphic novel adaptation out of the library and read it to my four year old. We got to the Red Bull and that was the end of that. She made me take the book out of the room. Looking at the picture was enough to terrify her.

I dunno, I feel like they wouldn't have a ton of spin on this movie. It's hard for anyone (even for serious seasoned pros like the Rifftrax staff) to make much out of something so generic and simple. The way the peaches approached T4 and WHM addressed Sabotage is instructive - they just seem kind of exhausted. You…

Do you follow Miah too? That tweet was fucking brilliant.

Mug if you're lucky.

And this fish, I fuck it!

One of my favorite Onion articles ever.
"'I'm talking to all of you, here!' continued God, His voice rising to a shout. 'Do you hear Me? I don't want you to kill anybody. I'm against it, across the board. How many times do I have to say it? Don't kill each other anymore—ever! I'm fucking serious!'"

You (almost certainly) have a nether orifice into which things can be inserted and rotated. Don't let your dearth of vaginas hold you back.

Is the Mike's Harder thing a gimmick? I've read two comments separated by days that both reference this.