Yeah, but any schmuck can talk music. This guy is just physical karaoke.

Why is this under Music?
Seriously.

Love how everyone says that they boycott Woody Allen movies because he married his ex-wife's adopted daughter…

Well, with McMahon that makes two dead shills this week.

Is Jason Schwartzman…
… trying to pass himself off as an emo Tom Cruise? He's even got the mouth-breather action going down.

I love olives… just don't like 'em soaked in syrup.

Star Wars Kid: The Movie
That's what it looks like to me…

Maybe he thought he had another movie in him.

Vic Morrow
Granted, Twilight Zone: The Movie wasn't all that bad, but the Morrow episode was pretty weak tea. What makes it seriously depressing is that he (and two kids) died filming it.

Say, Speaking English… is your avatar George Clayton Johnson?

I remember the twist of "Button Button", but not the specifics, the why of why the box was floating around in the first place. "The Ring" took a similar pay-it-forward-evil and made it to feature length, so I suppose a clever scripter shouldn't have a problem, here.

The last half hour is a hoot, but what precedes it is pretty weak Nazi soup. Spent 55-minutes going, "Okay… Norwegian movie teenagers are just as irritating as American movie teenagers."

Trust is a sweet movie.
Was my first exposure to Hartley, and I rapidly tore through the rest of 'em, but none really delivered with what I loved about Trust. I'm assuming that it was Shelley and Donovan.

"You just don't bite a guy's nose off. Spit it out like a piece of bad hotdog. It just isn't done."

I don't know what "best part" equates… but when that chick's eye took one looooong drag into a shard of wood, I damn near crawled up my own leg.

I thought that Dubya vs. that decapitated living head from Re-Animator was bad enough.

I don't think that covers it… I recall some pop culture ephemera along the lines of "He'd throw his own grandmother under a bus for a nickel" from either the 70s or from hardboiled pulps.

I went to the Smithsonian once. Boring. Just a bunch of old shit laying around.

"Sturdy"? Damn… that's one she'll put in her scrapbook.

The Shining is a stupid horror film for folks that like to think they're smart.