Here's what I thought: now he has a legit cause for medicinal marijuana.  He's going to be on meds so surely his substance issues will need to be modified?  Maybe.

"To be silly but amusing" should be Mad Magazine's primary objective.

"To be silly but amusing" should be Mad Magazine's primary objective.

There isn't a lot of love for January Jones around here — and maybe she doesn't have it coming to her, either — but I've found a perfect (theoretical) role for her: Sylvia Tietjens, a cold, vain, emotionally-abusive wife who's like Lady Chatterly's nasty sister.

There isn't a lot of love for January Jones around here — and maybe she doesn't have it coming to her, either — but I've found a perfect (theoretical) role for her: Sylvia Tietjens, a cold, vain, emotionally-abusive wife who's like Lady Chatterly's nasty sister.

I could wax on for hours about the aching banality of my soul, but I'd have to corner someone at a party to do it, like I was Coleridge's ancient mariner.

I could wax on for hours about the aching banality of my soul, but I'd have to corner someone at a party to do it, like I was Coleridge's ancient mariner.

That shit's like the jar of anthrax at the end of 'Oz'.  I hope you're proud of yourself.

That shit's like the jar of anthrax at the end of 'Oz'.  I hope you're proud of yourself.

It's chicken one day and feathers the next.

It's chicken one day and feathers the next.

Shit, if you're already paying for Netflix go ahead and give it a try.  It's a bold move, but I've got faith in you, kiddo.

Shit, if you're already paying for Netflix go ahead and give it a try.  It's a bold move, but I've got faith in you, kiddo.

Perhaps other religions just do sound that crazy, hmmmmm?

Perhaps other religions just do sound that crazy, hmmmmm?

A box in a box, if you will.

A box in a box, if you will.

I guess O'Neal is saying that it would be if you believed in Weiner, oh ye of little faith.

I guess O'Neal is saying that it would be if you believed in Weiner, oh ye of little faith.

McBride got into the bidness as a writer, if memory serves.  I guess if all your connections are people who are pleased with your professional output you're doing all right, it's true.