I've never felt more helpless than when I was in a 6+ earthquake… I know you're supposed to go outside, but I lived on Oahu at the time, less than a mile from the beach. Got to leave the old crappy apartment building because it might fall, but can't go outside— you might run into a tsunami…. But you know, small…

The Sandlot
"He had kissed a woman. And he kissed her long and good."