Never, in the grand scope of human existence, has an adult looked at a wispy, peach-fuzz mustache and thought, "Ah, he's one of us."

It's not a comedy.

When you someone covfefe

Those were the credits I always remember him for. In fact, I often remember his line from Seven whenever someone asks me if I like something that I hate: "No. No I don't. But that's life." Not much of a line, but the way he says it makes it sound like a profound truth.

It's an Asian…

Thanks for the advice, old man!

The sky is brown, and the water is brown…

Drums!

The creators of Howard Huge certainly thought so.

YEAH?

What he meant is that the Sea of Monsters is really more of a gulf!

Do I smell vodka and wheat grass?

Linguo dead??

Or Wonder Showzen.

There was a brief glimpse of a map showing a travel route from America to Iceland and on to Russia, which gave me the impression the cabin was located in Russia. Maybe I'm wrong.

Councilman Jeremy Jamm. I know correcting spelling on the internet is, morally, a step or two below running a dogfighting ring, but it's so much funnier with the second 'm'.

Haven't even heard of it, but it sounds very promising. Thanks!

I hope you guys have seen The Guard, written and directed by Martin McDonagh's brother. If not, I hope you guys check it out. Much closer in tone to In Bruges than Seven Psychopaths was. Plus another great Brendan Gleeson performance.

Can I subscribe to your head?

We're through the looking glass here, people.