I think Wimpy is a pretty cool guy. eh pays for Hamburgers on Tuesdays and doesn’t afraid of anything…

I think Drew Barrymore is a pretty cool guy. eh screams at E.T. and doesn’t afraid of anything…

I think Porky's is a pretty cool guy. eh has a mole on his dick and doesn’t afraid of anything…

Lighten up? I think it's one of the darkest scenes in the book, if only to illustrate how far gone Alfred actually is…  Not all sentient poos greet us with, "Hidy Ho!" and, "Golly, you smell like flowers." Some are the results of a fractured psyche manifesting your own fears of the unfamiliar and your ever-growing…